oh my spelling!

A: mcm mn eja syampu in english weyh?
S: ni ni S-H-O-O-M-P-O
N: memalukan johol lah kau ni S, tu shoompo bukan shampoo. B***H!

teacher yg rasa nak nangis T_T

of the reasons i blog

i first started blogging a few years back, it's another childish/teeny blog back then. then i moved on to this one, in which i think a lot more mature and simple. this really has something to do with my age i guess. the sole reason for me to start blogging was to share things i can't spill verbally. and to share things that i want everyone to know, that i think will make at least a random reader smile or laugh if not think. i always wanted to be a writer, but i cant write long. i'm the short and sweet type. and i realised that i blog less this year. so i sat and gave it a thought. no, it's not that i don't have stories to tell. it's just that i have a new someone that i can tell tales and speak nonsense. thank you for being an attentive listener dear you.

knock knock dear heart

and he came knocking when i thought that the mellow thingy called love is by far impossible

shoutout to mr president

when you're healthy and kicking, we'll go eat at our headquarters ok? 

today's full of sad news

i am now twenty four twenty three with a year experience =) i hope acheh would stay strong and a bestfriend who met with an accident to be in greatest shape.

meminang

i was making casual small talks with my form 3s today in class until at one point we were talking about how fast the time flies. and so i told them that next wednesday is a holiday because of hari pertabalan yang dipertuan agong which is also my birthday.

I : next wednesday is a holiday okay. please don't come to school ya.
AA : cuti apa teacher?
I : pertabalan agong. and birthday teacher.

AA : birthday teacher? nnt rabu saya datang hantar rombongan meminang, hadiah birthday teacher tahun ni.

I : -_-"

stinking edible pit

last few days, a few orang asli came by to the school because my GPK1 bought sumpits from them. please don't ask what are the sumpits for because i have no idea! the orang asli came and went behind the school and they were seen carrying some petai, and so they gave some to my GPK1. he then asked a fellow teacher, kak diana to give the petais away to other teachers. as normal as a teacher would do, kak diana called haziq a form2 boy to help and she told him to give a petai each. and what did haziq with all his might said out loud in the office? "teacher irrina tak makan petai. nanti saya bagi dia, dia takut pulak. dia kan pergi belajar oversea" i'm a negeri sembilan born with malay parents. and they claim i'm scared of that stinking edible pit. i can't figure T_T

mintak maaf burung

yesterday morning at about 7.20, i am only 3km away from my school, driving, when i saw this 2birds in the middle of my way, mematuk-matuk jalan, mencari makan. mengikut hukum alam,birds will fly away dengan sepantas kilat when something goes towards them kan? and so i drive without even thinking of hitting the brake. and the bird flew. BUT very slowly. it didn't make it in time so i accidentally hit it with my front light. the 'tuk!' sound was quite loud. boleh dengar kot dari dalam kereta. but then i saw it continued flying to the side of the road. semoga burung tu tak mati. tapi memang rasa bersalah, and i went on 'minta maaf burung' until i reach school. still rasa bersalah bila teringat burung semalam.

sesalan bagi pihak kamu

mesyuarat agung PIBG is approaching real fast and a very lucky/unlucky me, i got to be the secretary of PIBG at that instance of reporting to the school. the previous teacher who was a GSTT, was an extremely relaxed man in which he didn't tell me what's going on and i have to dig everything by myself. Plus,he told me casually, "laptop saya rosak lah,so semua soft copy apa2 yang penting semua dah takde. cikgu kena type semula lah,hard copy ada dalam file kat belakang." And i, like a perempuan gila, was really clueless and don't know where to start.

And today, my GPK Kokurikulum was kind enough to sit with me and guide me with the program book. and came along the GPK 1.

GPK 1: irrina,kenapa dulu xblajar jadi banker ke,accountant ke,lawyer ke.kamu jadi cikgu, tapi ni stuck kena buat buku program, buat surat macam-macam.
I: takpe lah cik nan,saya dulu xminat bidang lain.saya rasa english saya bagus sebab tu saya proceed TESL.
GPK 1: irrina, saya menyesal bagi pihak kamu bila tengok kamu kena siapkan buku program mesyuarat agung pibg ni.
I: *terpaksa senyum supaya nampak enthusiasm seorang guru*

age and numbers

a friend said he has stop aging at 18 while another friend at 21.i think i'm gonna stop at 23 =P

i am now a teacher at Sekolah Menengah Rendah Agama Johol, Kuala Pilah, Negeri Sembilan. the school is so very small with enrollment of 62 students only. this school only offers form 1 up until form 3. so far, i'm the only english teacher with loads of other posts. and i officially skipped a meeting today. malas. tapi sebenarnya sekolah memang currently busy sebab TPM is coming tomorrow. and i am looking forward to share my experiences in this new environment with dear readers. have a great thursday!

wink!

today's journey back to kuala lumpur was somewhat tense. lampu kereta terbakar sebelah. adoiiii. but if you look at my car from your rear-view mirror, you'll see my car winking at you really =) i think i should write about the accident i was involved in last month. nahhh i've put that in my to-do list. now let's get back to the kissm assignment.

kejam

you little boys are so mean.

worse or worst?

i've always love you at your worst. oh how i hope somebody can love me at my worst too.

why is it call nightmare?

i don't like my naps and sleeps filled with not so nice dreams. i feel tensed and when i wake up, my mood sort of lost. i hope what i dreamt today was not all particularly agree to the real life. and hey you, get well soon.

melts in your mouth, not in your hand

i used m&m's to lure those two (handsome) form4 boys out of my english class with my 2ikhlas. i felt pathetic.

the gang

amzar, my f2 student taught me this gang handshake or whatever you young ghetto people call it with fist bump and all. layankan je lah kan, they're kids anyway. i did it the first time, not so smooth. i did it the second time, it was okay. suddenly, amzar announces "weyhh korang! teacher dah masuk gang kita lah!!" @_@

blackberries

my 2ikhlas boys had a very bad friday last week. their class was spotchecked and their blackberries were seized. 14 and own blackberry smartphones. teacher pun belum mampu @_@ okay, back to the story. i knew about the spotcheck when i was walking towards my car on friday. faris called me and told me what had just happened. over facebook, they were cursing mad about the incident in school. but today there was a turn of event. as i was walking up the stairs heading to the staffroom, the boys stopped me.

amin: teacher, nasib baik bb kitorang kena rampas minggu lepas. uuiiii bersyukurnya!

miss I: huh?apa pasal pulak?

amin: kitorang kena samun minggu lepas. hari sabtu. diorang pow handphone kitorg teacher.

faez: kena rampas dapat november, kene samun tak dapat langsung. lega lega.

miss I: habis tu korang bagi apa je lah kat diorang masing-masing tak ada phone ni?

amzar: saya pakai handphone mama saya, sama macam handphone teacher. saya bagi tu je lah. malang betul miggu lepas *sad face*

kesian the boys. tapi form 2 dah ada blackberry, tak patut tak patut.

that flasher boy

my 2 ikhlas' math teacher is on leave because she had had an operation something about her spine. because she'll be on leave for quite some months, the school applied for new math teacher. and there she comes, miss new-math-teacher. she was previously posted in sarawak. and she is very very very very very garang. lucky/unlucky me, math follows my english lessons on tuesday and friday and so, my boys, especially, will voluntarily follow me and carry my stuff(though more than always, there's nothing to carry) so that they can delay/cut short their math class. naughty naughty you boys. but one incident shocked/amazed me the most last friday. as i was walking out the class with those swarming boys, i saw faez's shirt was not tucked in. i then stopped him and told him to tucked in his shirt.

miss I: faez, ni ape pasal baju keluar-keluar ni?masukkan cepat. pergi toilet now masukkan baju.

F: ye la teacher, ni nak pegi la ni.

miss I: cpt sikit, cikgu math da masuk tu.

F: alaaa dia garang lah. lantak lah. teacher, teacher tengok ni *angkat baju tunjuk six pack*

miss I: @_@ apa ni tak malu betul ni??

F: hebat tak saya??

miss I: kalau six pack tu tak hilang sampai umur 30 baru betul-betul hebat *jalan laju-laju,muka merah*

other boys: faez bajet hot duuhhhhh

sexual harassment ke namanya ni? or just simply self confidence for him?

professional divide

some of the boys sent friend requests on facebook. initially, i don't want to approve their requests, not until i finished my practicum. but when my colleagues approved their students friend requests thus, i am obliged to do so. apart from the boys barking at me in class. oh well, there goes my professional divide. on the lighter note, i get along with them beyond the classroom walls. i sometimes chat with them, talking about lighter stuff like hobbies and raya. call me unprofessional now, but this is the price i'm willing to pay to stay in their minds and to remain in their hearts.